What's your excuse?

I can't because what is a dictionary.

I can't because Chleo didn't give a prompt :P hehehe.

Build a ship and store animals on it to protect them from a great flood.

I can't because I don't Noah how :P

Buy me a new car.

I can't because I dont believe in driving

Buy me a snickers

I don't know what a snickers is

I can't because I didn't get a prompt

Give me a new phone

I can't because the phone store has burned down.

Make my neighbor stop talking.

I can't because she never started.
Give me the head.

I cannot, i can't lift the bathroom.

I can't get a shower.

I can't because there's no soap

Get me a new coat