New God Spell

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SpellsHealth  ► Immortality  ► New God Spell
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This should make you a God. This worked for me.
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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • Nothing

Casting Instructions for 'New God Spell'

Say this 1 time:

 

  "I invoke heckingson jumbo, God, and the king of my body,mind,spirit, and soul, turn me into the new God, make me immortal for 1000 years, so it shall be."
 

 

Note: You have to do this spell every 1000 years because you turn mortal but dont worry after 1000 years has gone by you will hear a voice from the heavens saying "I won't let you die" they will keep you alive to give you the chance to do the spell again.

Warning: Do not reverse this spell if you are older than a human can live or you will surely die instantly or in seconds.

If this didn't work instantly give it till the next morning.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Added to on Feb 24, 2016
Last edited on Feb 26, 2016
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Comments

Any side effects?
Apr 01, 2019
You cannot turn into a god. If you experience anything it would be a placebo [your mind trying to trick your body]
Apr 01, 2019
Suck my dick dickhead, you dont know anything about it
Apr 01, 2019
That was quite rude and you should realize that Nekoshema is correct. If you try the spell, it will fail, and you will be seen as an infantile idiot.
Apr 01, 2019
Language, I'm sure you can pick out the banned words yourself, but just a warning inappropriate language can get your account gagged. Also, I didn't mean to upset the god of flying off the handle, but magick is a natural energy that brings natural change. You were born human, you will love and die as a human. Some humans have done great things and their religion has believers who claim they became gods or saints in the afterlife, but that was not the result of a spell, and no spell will make you a god because of how magick works.
Apr 01, 2019
Sorry, I was just trolling. I know that some spells are too strong and cant be real, but for some people that tried these spells (for ex. Vampire spells) it worked.
Apr 01, 2019
"Just trolling" really isn't an excuse for being incredibly rude for no reason, Ken (especially on a site I'm sure you're aware doesn't allow swearing). I'm sorry, but if that's your idea of a joke, perhaps learn some more mature and respectful humor. And no, physically shapeshifting into a vampire is impossible and those spells haven't worked for anyone (some people are psychic vampires, but that's the closest you'll get). If anyone tells you they've been transformed into a bloodsucking vampire by a spell, they're either lying or incredibly misinformed and confused.

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