Spell invoking a thundering power to perform every wish

Step 1: Find a quiet place where you can cast the spell without being disturbed.  

Step 2: Place a circle of protection around the spot where you plan on casting the spell.

Step 3: While wielding the wand say this:  

Listen to me today, you who listen; listen to my words, you wh hear; incline your ear to me quickly; Listen to the words of my mouth, since I call to you quickly, that you may hurry to send to me, quickly, and immediately, and rouse Petbe, who is in the abyss, and raise up for me Sachlabari, that he may come and accomplish my heart's wish and fulfill the desire of my soul.  Yea, shake yourself today with your power, Petbe, who is in the abyss; shake yourself today with your power, Thunder, the true name of Petbe, since I drag you up to ask you, Horasias Phankapres, you whose front part looks like a lion, whose rear part looks like a bear, whose head is fixed in heaven, whose feet are fixed earth, whose feet are bound with the 2 rings of the abyss.  For you are Shouth Mashouth Selouch Malouch, the one with the head of bronze, the one with the teeth of iron.  Yea, for I adjure you, Niabathaba Betha' Bethai Both, 7 times.  Yea, for I adjure you by the first pillar that the father almighty established under the first corner that is in heaven, that you may obey the things of my mouth, and pursue the things of my hand, and accomplish for me the wish of my heart and desire of my soul, immediately, quickly, Horasias Phankapres.  I invoke you, who lifts up the two Cherubim of light, Marioth, Gabriel, Amauth, the sun of the underworld, that you obey the things of my mouth, and pursue the things of my hand, to take my case before the presence of the father, who is bound with the white belt at his waist, bound with the scarlet cord on his breast, whose iron wand is in his right hand, who is addressed with the great secret name, Hamouzeth Beth  Athana bassetoni, whom the wind and the air and the darkness obey.  Asamuth, I invoke your true name 21 times, day and night, that you come and reveal yourself to me, and accomplish for me the wish of my heart and the desire of my soul.  If you do not obey the things of my mouth and pursue the things of my hand, I shall call upon Salipiax, Pechiel, Sasmiasas, Mesemiasim, and the seventy gods, and Artemis the mother of all gods, and Apollo and Athena and Kronos and Moira, Pallas and Aphrodite, Dawn, Serapis, Uranos: seize him, bring him before me to... Petbe, who is in the abyss, yea, with the power... Go, go, at once!