MiloMaxwell's Profile

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Name: MiloMaxwell
Location: United States
Gender: Female
Last Seen: Thu, 13 May 2010
Membership: Member

Personal Bio
I am a very cool person to hang out with and I am just your average teen. I am very spiritual and I love to meditate, dowse, cast spells as you will, read palms, and tell someone their fortune. I've always been observant of the spirit realm.Other than the spirit realm, I am lazy at times, play video games, watch Tv, sneak out of the house to sit on the roof...(don't ask, I like high places) I love to just lay in the dark when I am supposed to go to bed, I hate sudden flashes of bright light in my eyes when I am off guard(My mom calls me a vampire for that even though I hate it when she calls me that...) I seriously hate Twilight.No offense to all Twilight lovers, I just really hate how people go crazy over things in that book/movie. I love to draw manga or anime and I love to just draw random things. My favorite manga/anime is Bleach. I have a great sense of humor and no, I am not emo. Everyone keeps calling me emo because of my avatar. For your information, it is a very awesome character off of Bleach. Okay, I think I'm done describing myself now.....*snore* 50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0- 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??? very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties? 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!? 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, ?Your racist against paper aren?t you.? 8. Don?t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say ?I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you?re the worst teacher ever.? then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say ?PROVE IT!? 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, ?My goldfish died.? Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, ?May the force be with you, young one.? 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream ?OMG GET AWAY! FREAK! FREAK! FREAK!? 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance? 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework?s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, ?THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!? 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, ?The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, ?I?m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.? 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream ?AAH MY EYES!!? 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell ?THE SKY IS FALLING!? 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout ?OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME!? 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he?s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you?re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc? 40. Pull out one strand of someone?s hair and yell ?DNA!? 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ?I am retarded? 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what?s wrong, yell ?NO I WON?T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!? 44. Yell ?LIAR!? to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ?It?s spreading, IT?S SPREADING!? 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ?Your worst Nightmare? 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song. ADDITIONALS 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"