GET MARRIED TO 500 WICCAN MODELS (GUARANTEED)

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Gets you married to a supermodel or five hundred. Takes a while to work (hetero only), considered orgie marriage.

Casting Instructions for 'GET MARRIED TO 500 WICCAN MODELS (GUARANTEED)'

You will need the following items for this spell:

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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • Nothing

Say: "Marriage," then say, "activate." If already married upgrades your marriage. Sorry no gangs and stuff like that more like for skateboarders, wiccans, goths etc.

Then dress very wiccan all the time goth (Optional, works better).

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Added to on Sep 12, 2023
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*Reads title* *grabs tea and leans back in chair* Oh, this is going to be rich.

So, some notes. This spell gets you 500 supermodels who are also Wiccans? Is that their job or are they simply very attractive? I doubt there are that many Wiccan supermodels in the world. Not saying there are none, but I doubt this would work unless you are planning to share wives with other people who cast this nonsense. Also, hetero only? Is this only for straight passing relationships or do you have to identify as heterosexual? Lastly, ''dress very Wiccan'' what does that mean? This might surprise you, but we do not meet up every esbat to discuss matching wardrobes. Some Wiccans are goth, others dress preppy. It is almost like Wiccans have the ability to choose what they want to wear. Also, not to question your masterpiece, but having multiple partners is not called an orgie marriage, it would be polyamorous, possibly polygamy if it is one man with multiple wives.

This spell is ridiculous in all the best ways. Obviously it does not work, but wow was that nonsense entertaining.
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