Deez Noodles.

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this is a spell that causes people to start eating brocoli.

Casting Instructions for 'Deez Noodles.'

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • noodles
  • brocoli
  • cheese
  • dead horse

mix everything on top of the horse and chant: ''llama cowboy get deez nutz! started busting on my butt. one puss, two shoe."

then say "golden cowboy" 57 times then say victims name. 

Added to on Jan 15, 2019
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