How to become a Vampire

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SpellsHealth  ► Immortality  ► How to become a Vampire
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Guide on how to become a vampire.
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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • Blood
  • Badge
  • Element of Darkness

Casting Instructions for 'How to become a Vampire'

Oh no you say. It is just another one of those stupid spells of how to become a vampire. You are wrong. This actually works, no spell involved. And please can no one be rude, because if you are here to be rude than you are a bad, bad person.

1. Prick yourself with a badge (no need to put it on a candle or something)
2. Let the blood run for a bit, then mop it up.
3. Think all the dark thoughts in your mind you have
4. Go to bed

Over the next 3 days you should start to change, but actually feeling some difference can come in a while. First of all your canines become sharper (don't be expecting screwdrivers for teeth). Then you will start to feel things like a rough throat, thirst that can not be quenched, and sudden speed.

When I say you need ''Element of Darkness'' I mean that you have to have a piece of dark soul. You can't be someone who runs around in fairy dresses wishing to be a mermaid. You have to think dark thoughts...
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Added to on Jun 29, 2012

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