Imortal Spell

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You shall put a imortal on and in you with no change to be felt.

Casting Instructions for 'Imortal Spell'

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • Wand
  • Yourself
  • Voice
  • Pen and paper
You will need the following items for this spell:

  • Wand
  • Yourself
  • Voice
  • Pen and paper
Hold your wand, top to facing you and say these words:

Everybody is insane
I shall not be insane
My secrets were regretted

But if your a vampire say:

I am insane
I was not regretted
Love is my internal heartbeat
My secrets my internaly regretted

Put down the wand.

Write down the following words on the paper:

Thy immortal is now made. It shall stay by thy side of me.

You are done


Added to on Apr 30, 2013
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you are not immortal, you are human.

so super good and swag bestie! much love: draco malfoy

Umm...How do I know that I'm a vampire?

Dec 23, 2022
The bloodsucking, garlic-hating immortal vampire is fictional. Psychic vampires are a real thing but are a separate matter entirely.

I'll pick apart this spell since I'm in a good mood today. The chant makes no sense. What does sanity have anything to do with immortality? Are people insane by default since they are not immortal? What is this supposed to imply? What does ''my secrets were regretted mean''? Do you regret holding secrets? What does this have to do with being immortal? Is it a symbolic rebirthing that involves you releasing the weight of your secrets? Why is there a different chant for vampires? What makes them different to humans? Is the author assuming vampires are already immortal? The chant itself is even more nonsensical and grammatically incorrect. Is the logic flipped for vampires and insanity = immortal? Why do the secrets remain regretted but the self isn't? Whats the different between internally regretted and regular regretted? What does ''the immortal is now made'' mean? Is immortality a craftable thing? Is it an object, since the next sentence implies it can stay beside you? All of these questions can be answered by the fact that immortality is impossible and magic cannot contradict reality.

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