Two Truths and a Lie

Here's how it works. One player states three things about himself, two of which are true and one of which is a lie. The other players have to guess which is the lie. The player who guesses correctly first takes the next turn.

To start us off here are two truths and a lie about myself:

I am literally diagnosed as insane, though you'd never guess it!

I have stolen a truck from someone.

I am a backwoods doctor.

Whoever figures out which of these is the lie wins and will post three things about themselves for us to guess about.

You are literally diagnosed as insane. Lie

Try again!

well , I don't think u r a backwoods doctor :) I think that's the lie :)

I dont think you stolen a truck. Lie

According to my stone which I am practicing with the lie is you are insane

As this member is no longer a part of this coven, he will not be answering. Instead I will continue it with one of my own.

I have been in the army.

My last name turns heads as it is part of a movie title.

I am a department manager at my workplace.

your second thing is a lie

Wrong.

In order to get this thread back up and going, I will go:

1. My left leg has a scar where I fell on a pair of jeans and the button went into my kneecap.
2. My right hand has a scar where I was bit by a salmon I was wrangling.
3. My collarbone has a scar where a piece of metal cut into me when I was in a car crash.