No Excuse Sunday

I do understand people working and not making the meetings. I agree that a 2nd meeting will be a great Idea. So Im not thowing this at anyone. I just found it and thought it was cute . I did a bit of a rewrite on it and thought I would post it.


No Excuse Sunday

To make it possible for everyone to attend the coven meeting next Sunday,
we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday".

Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

There will be a special section with lounge chairs who feel that our pews are too hard.

Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching T.V. late Saturday night.

We will have steel helmets for those who say " The roof would cave in if I ever came to the meeting."

Blankets will be furnished for those who think the meeting is too cold and fans for those who say it is too hot.

Score cards will be available for those who wish to list the fakes present.

Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to the meeting and cook dinner too.

One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek the god and goddess in nature.

Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.

ah well that leaves me out no cookies served so i just cant make it

and there will be cookies served at the door for all the children. LOL

if ya'll are willing to wait for me i'll be there ;)

my time is 2 hours ahead of ccentral us time, and i get back close to 11 on sunday.. leave at 10:30 am

I still however can't conference from my phone... so the only way I'll more than likely be there is if someone wants to let me know what is going on then put in my two cents too. I've only got two more weeks... then I'm home for a two weeks... then gone for labor day... but then I'm home for a good long while.

Miss you all... I'll make sure to send the cookies with Flagg... just don't let rabbitt eat them all.

I am sorry but I work on sundays, I am a waitress, it is my busiest/biggest money day...the best I can do is be there in spirit :(

I work on All Sunday's. I will be checking in if I can but, I don't know if I will be able too. I work the night shift. Over nights. If I am unable to be there, I will be there in Spirit.

Blessed Be To All!!

i have missed no meetings but one and ask to be excused for this one time as i have a call tat must be answered please understand i love this coven but i can not refuse this call its vital to who i am