Name: SHW
Birthday: Dec 14 1992
Location: I am a ninja! I am nowhere :P
Gender: Female
Last Seen: Sun, 22 Jun 2014
Membership: Member
Personal Bio
I'M EXTREMELY WEIRD. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT, DON'T TALK TO ME. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED ;)
Quotes:
"I believe that diversity is an old, old wooden ship used during thee civil war era" -- Ron --
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow -
"Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it." - Mark Twain -
"I understand your feelings. If I were a woman, I'd fall for me too." - Pin -
I'm pretty easy to get along with and I'm uberly awesome so message me if you want to have a random convo about beans and cheetos :P
About me!!
I'm 18 and I've been practicing magic since I was a tyke, but I'm still not very good...I tend to forget things easily. Um, I don't believe that magic comes in colors as magic is only as dark it's user. All this green and pink stuff? Total BS to me. My grandpa was the one who taught me pretty much everything I know, so I'll take his word for it.
I enjoy singing off key for the sole purpose of annoying people, Reading a good book, Creeping people out, Telling it like it is, Sharing too much, eating the red ones first, Horror movies, people watching, listening to music, writing, singing in the shower, scaring the neighbors, and dark blue.
I don't like people who come on too strong, miley cyrus, high school musical, mushrooms, nice weather, politics, overly judgmental people, and the color pink...Oh yes! And ug boots >:|
My goals for the future - To always be all that I can be...and meet an albino.
Random Fun Stuff:
How fat is your cat?
I do not have a cat, Matt :)
Is the water in your toilet bowel blue?
Why, yes, it is!
Why are salmon pink?
They change color in icy water.
Do birds pee?
Sure, do, Bob.
What is electricty?
Lightning in wires.
Do flamingos fly?
Word.
If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?
Toothpaste xP
