7177 Spiritual Spells from Spell Casters

meditate for 4-10 minutes depending on your day's fortune. Wash your hands and feet and sprinkle spring water or purified water around your room in all 4 corners. Recite this as many times until you get into an automatic reading trance and/or until the spell is firmly conceptualized and visualized in the mind. Recite:

"

O GODS, Ultimates, O GODS, Lawless and Faithful

With nothing above them, and all power below them,

and the worlds that come out of Their Powers,

Their Powers which came from their glories.

[Sacred Pause]

As I invoke the Ten Elements of the Visible,

Ten to make the Divinal Creed,

Petre, Soot, Liquor, Gas, Air, Fire, Light, Radiation, Water and Oil

And the Four Unseen Elements to attest to Spirit,

Aether (The All-Essential Force), Nether (Destruction/Division),

Synther(System/Form/Order), and Outher (the Master Unknown Force)

to be Bound under each Appointed Will of Mine

to be bound to my Desire,

to do my will, and to awaken the power dreaming within,

to restore my temple, and to cause the mundane to do all of my desire,

a God i will be with humblest request, even decreeing and creating as i rest,

As i wish to be a God, As i wish to be All-Present and to have Limitless Powers and Potentials beyond,

I know that a true heart’s desire will come to me only who asks, I know that mine shall be mine,

And I must be a God to And beyond eternity, I must rule without a single compromise,

As no one shall take my powers, as no one will live to lift a finger up against me,

Yea, My power will be Known as strength.

Beyond any Wisdom or Knowledge that has been, Forbidden or Unforbidden.

This is my Desire, So Great Be It Upon Existence and the Unknown.

Amin.

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Spit on the picture and say COME TO LIFE YOU AFRO HEADED POES

Sathya Sai Baba will appear and start dancing and shake his arse. You can then enlarge his head, make him defecate himself, beat the fuck out of him, etc.

However if you are male be sure to use a buttplug or at the very least hide your anus from him.

Sing in an offtune voice for 3 hours straight:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Sing in an offtune voice:

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin, and little Sammy Chung
He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip

• Fill your bathtub with water and add 1/4 cup of ammonia.

• Place your Bible next to the tub.

• While bathing, read Psalm 45 and Psalm 54 aloud.

• Repeat this bath daily for 9 consecutive days.

• After finishing the bath, take a cupful of the bathwater.

• Toss the cup of bathwater toward the east corner of your home.

• As you toss it, recite the Glory Be prayer:
  “Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit, As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.”

While jerking off to a picture of Borat, be sure to sing loudly and off tune:

Kazakhstan greatest

country in the world.

All other countries are

run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one

exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of

Tinshein swimming pool.

It’s length thirty meter

and width six meter.

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

It remove 80 percent

of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Norther fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan friend of

all except Uzbekistan.

They very nosey people

with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and fprtrouser belt.

Kazakhstan’s prostitutes

cleanest in the region.

Except of course for Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan

you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to

Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty

penis of our leader.

From junction with the

testes to tip of its face!

Chant:

$*#%?! OH BRING THE PICTURES TO LIFE!!!!!!!

1. Fill a clay cup with fresh, clean water.

2. Add one tablespoon of salt into the water while making the sign of the cross (or focusing your intention).

3. Carry the cup through every room and space in the house, sprinkling a little water while saying:

May this salt burn away misfortune.
May this salt dissolve all troubles.
As the salt dissolves in the water,
so may sorrows dissolve,
and joy may come into this home.

Do the symbol of the cross on the forehead of the afflicted. Dip the sprig in the water and sprinkle the forehead.
Say:

One evil eye,
two eyes on evil,
evil eyes, go away.
Three eyes remove the spell,
they drive the evil far away.

Say the prayer three times. Spit three times. The rue sprigs have absorbed the evil. You should dispose of them by burying them in the earth away from your home or by casting them into running water (river or sea).