A chant that any good weather worker should be able to pull off.
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Chant:
"Paralda I ask for a favor of thee
For your breath to the circle giveth ye.
Djinn I ask for your blazing sun
Lightning strike when work is done.
Niksa with power over the sea
Making water fall unto me.
Gnob for you I ask to make
The earth and ground to add its quake.
These four rulers I ask as one
To unify for the storm to come".
Summons the Mother of Vampires to turn you. She will only turn people that She thinks are good enough for the world or darkness. Good Luck!
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Night-time
Full moon
Loud, clear voice
Clear mind
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Night-time
Full moon
Loud, clear voice
Clear mind
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Say this 10 times between 10pm - 12am. While saying this think strongly about why you want to become a vampire.
''Mother of Darkness.
Hear my plea.
I wish to be a Vampire.
To have long fangs, red eyes and pale skin.
To sell my soul to you.
To thrive on blood.
To have super strength and speed.
So Mote it Be, So Mote it Be!''
This summons the Mother of all Vampires. She comes to you when the time is right and turns you if your good enough. You will only get these side effects if you are strong enough to become a vampire.
Side effects
Headaches; Migraines
Stomach aches
Visions of a shadowed woman coming to you
Light sensitivity
A simple angel spell that transforms you into an angel permanently.
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Loud voice; clear voice
Concentration
Night-time; bed-time
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You may need:
Loud voice; clear voice
Concentration
Night-time; bed-time
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Chant this 5 times at night preferably before bed. Concentrate on what you want your wings to be like.
'Angels, angels, from far, far away,take me high in the sky.
Let me be one of you.
Wings of two.
I wish to fly just as high.
I wish for wings as beautiful and as powerful as golden rings.
Take me far, far away.'
Your wings will grow in a weeks time. If you are a chosen angel you will be able to travel to heaven anytime you like. It depends on the person, you will still be an angel either way.
This is a fairly straight forward spell to rid yourself of psychic vampire attacks.
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2 white candles
Warm sea water in a bowl
Incense (frankincense or myrrh are good)
Your favourite oil
Altar
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You may need:
2 white candles
Warm sea water in a bowl
Incense (frankincense or myrrh are good)
Your favourite oil
Altar
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Place the candles at the back of the altar, one on the right to represent the God, one on the left for the Goddess. Place the sea water in the centre, and the incense at the front. Light the candles and incense
Rub each candle with the oil and say :
' I ward off negativity in my home, work and everyday life.
No evil or negativity shall enter here.'
Picture a white light around you and as it increases to full intensity, picture it surrounding your home and work place/ school. Now say :
' Psychic vampires in the night
Psychic vampires who destroy my life
Destroy no more of what i achieve
Destroy no more of what i receive
Negativity is not welcome
Evil is not welcome
In me, around me or the people I love.'
Repeat this 3 times, then allow the incense and candles to burn themselves out.
This spell will make you enter your own world. Anything can happen!
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Imagine your world. Imagine what it looks like and its wildlife. Make anything happen. (Eg:wars, feasts, births, and deaths) Clense your mind for a fresh result. Chant as you escape the real world, "Gods and goddeses, make my world. Help me escape reality! This is my will so mote it be!" If you want to enter your world again. say, "Mata mata Muko muko Huku huku!"
Just as the title says: make your future parent-in-law like you.
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Tell them that you deeply love their child, and you will never hurt them. Tell them you love them too, because they are your second set of parents. Be gentle. Be convincing.
If you are a woman, go shopping with his mother and buy her lunch. If you are a man, go to sports games with her father.
Dress nicely, not too sexy, not too fancy. Don't say things like 'Babe' and 'Sexy', say things like 'My dear' and 'Darling'. Do not swear around her parents. Call her mother 'Madame' or 'Miss' and her father 'Sir'.
Give your fiance daily calls, and call her/his parents to give them the impression that you care about their well being. They will do exactly the same thing back. They should love you by the time the wedding comes around.
First, lay on the bed, lay your head on the pillow, cover your body with the blanket and hold the fluffy cat to your chest until he/she purrs. Second, breath in and out gently. Third, sing softly:
"I shall sleep. Because thou sing me to sleep with thou gentle purring. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep"
