"Oh Gods Oh Demons. I wish to be a demon and a god. Please grant me my wish and I will honor you with all my heart. I wish to be a god of (specilization) and a demon of (specilization) please grant me my wish, by the power of three, so mote it be"
Note if this works don't leave the room your in because they may take you to heaven or hell.
This spell will summon Cthulhu to exert your revenge on that person.
You may need:
1 green candle
1 red candle
1 black candle
1 white candle
1 grey candle
Emblem with Cthulhu carved in it
4 other people
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You may need:
1 green candle
1 red candle
1 black candle
1 white candle
1 grey candle
Emblem with Cthulhu carved in it
4 other people
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First, draw a magic circle in the black sand. Now, set down the black candle in the top most point of the star. Next, have helper 1 place the red candle in the point right side to the black candle. Have helpers 2, 3, 4 and 5 do the same with the other candles, but in this order: White Candle, Grey Candle, and Yellow Candle.
Now place the emblem in the center of the magic circle. Light the candles in the order they were placed, each person doing the candle they placed. Now seat everybody being the candles. Don't smudge the magic circle, or the spell will not work. Say this, "Oh Cthulhu, you have seen how this person has wronged us. Please give thy one a shard of how we feel. Even thy people go with me."
Now have each person, in order of the placement of the candles, say how the person has wronged them After each helper has spoken, say, "Now you have heard Cthulhu, O dragon lord, so smite thine enemy, smash him, wipe him/her off the face of thine earth..." Within minutes you have said these lines, you should hear thunder, but see no storm clouds.
Cthulhu's head should appear above the candle smoke, which should have now grown big. Say these final lines,
"Now we have awaken you,
Go and fly through the night,
Home on thine enemy,
Make sure he is thinking dark thoughts, not anymore of the light!
So mote be it!"
With that, the candles should go out, and the thunder gets louder and louder. The head of Cthulhu should have disappeared. If nothing happened, it is either you or one of the helpers is weak willed, or the spell may have not been cast correctly.
Someone has called you fat/obese, or other word with the same meaning. Now take revenge by making their words rebound on them, physically!
You may need:
A piece of human or animal fat
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You may need:
A piece of human or animal fat
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Make sure you are worked up in fury. Chant "You have called me (whatever they called you), so you will know how it feels to be like that! So mote it be!" Scream that last sentence. Make sure you do it at that person's house. When they hear you, if they do, hide. Then, before they eat, imagine that person fat. Then, slip the animal/human fat into their food. The next day, they will start to grow fat, 150 calories per second for 15 minutes. Laugh all you want.
To get bloody Mary to encase your victim, and to kill them over and over until one breaks the spell, witch the person needs to destroy the mirror and burn the picture.
You may need:
2 Red Candles
2 Black Candles
2 White Candles (optional)
2 Gray Candles
A few handfuls of black/dark red roses or rose petals
A picture of your victim(s)
His or her blood (only a few drops) and your's
A handful of rosemary (leaves or/and flowers)
Dragon's blood (leaves)
Myriad (leaves/flowers)
A Mirror
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You may need:
2 Red Candles
2 Black Candles
2 White Candles (optional)
2 Gray Candles
A few handfuls of black/dark red roses or rose petals
A picture of your victim(s)
His or her blood (only a few drops) and your's
A handful of rosemary (leaves or/and flowers)
Dragon's blood (leaves)
Myriad (leaves/flowers)
A Mirror
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Gather up the ingredients, place the mirror on the ground where no light can get though, place the two red and the two black candles to the left of the mirror, and light them. Place the two gray candles and the two white candles to the right, and light them. Scatter the roses or petals around the mirror. While you do this say a chant:
"Mary, Mary, you have been buried, down down deep in the ground, for what you did, never let that stop you, never let that."
Then place the rosemary, dragon's blood, and the myriad in the front of the mirror. Place the picture of your victim(s) on top of the mirror, slowly drip the blood onto the picture. While doing so, say this spell:
"Mary, Mary, here my bloody scream, come and take this life away, you can play with it at any cost, just take this poor soul away, now Mary."
You may hear a blood curling scream, that means it's working. Just be aware, she will get what she want. Let the candles burn, leave them where you have them.
This will make you a god, warning 50/50 chance of being permanent or not.
You may need:
None
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You may need:
None
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Say 5 times:
"I summon the god of dragons, take over my body, spirit, mind, and soul, make me a god of (Specilization) give me the power to do anything a god can do, give me the power of a god that will change my life forever, make me a god, for this is my will, so mote it be.
This particular curse doesn't work on just anybody, but only on those dark people, like those who can easily act normal after the death of a person, and laugh it off without caring. Those who have selfish desire, and false pity.
You may need:
Strong Mind, Very Powerful Imagination, Determination, Belief, and Really Want it to Happen.
(If you do not have the things above, don't even bother trying to perform this)
If you want better chances at doing this, and a more dangerous chance on losing your life/soul, make a red circle pentagram with a black star. Put red candles on every sharp corner, and black candles in the middle of every shape.
(The candles must be perfectly in the middle, and every candle must be lit. They can't touch any of the lines, not even the wax that drips off. For safe measures, don't be near anything spiritual, like ouija boards. Not even made-up games like Charlie Charlie, because you might just by accident, summon something besides a Charlie.)
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You may need:
Strong Mind, Very Powerful Imagination, Determination, Belief, and Really Want it to Happen.
(If you do not have the things above, don't even bother trying to perform this)
If you want better chances at doing this, and a more dangerous chance on losing your life/soul, make a red circle pentagram with a black star. Put red candles on every sharp corner, and black candles in the middle of every shape.
(The candles must be perfectly in the middle, and every candle must be lit. They can't touch any of the lines, not even the wax that drips off. For safe measures, don't be near anything spiritual, like ouija boards. Not even made-up games like Charlie Charlie, because you might just by accident, summon something besides a Charlie.)
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If you followed any of the second ingredients, then listen closely. If you have not, then skip to the next paragraph. Don't bother with this, considering you may only use this curse once a year, but with the pentagram, you may only use this curse once a year always at the same time. Do not mess up on a single step and then perform this or you will get yourself hurt. Begin with the circle, color it black, and the star within will be red, then color in the empty spaces black as well. This must not be done on paper, only on ground, with a very strong paint. Do not get a single bit of the paint on any of the other paint, or you'll have to start over. Now, put the candles in, it's best to put the candles on them before you fill in the empty spaces, that way you don't accidentally put them somewhere else. Don't get paint on the candles.
Now, if you're ready, then it's time to begin. Go to the next paragraph if you didn't use the pentagram, and use the one after it if you did.
This curse, without the pentagram, is something you can take with you. It must be night, with the full moon shining at 12:00 A.M. Look straight into the moon, and focus. Imagine the person you want to curse, and I don't mean their body, I mean fully imagine them. Imagine them, helplessly lying on the ground as you look down at them with a wicked smile. Then you'll say the curse with a slur amd a strong voice, don't chant it.
"Hear me now, as I beg and plead, this dark one's heart has caused mine to bleed. I wish for them at a cost close to free, for their hell to come eternally. The suffering they cause will soon so closely end, as their hopes and dreams slowly descend. Karma, Coma, Pain, Deathly Ill, and Death itself. This curse is what only I can heal and no one else. I finish my curse to say like you so sick, let your evil destroy you so dark and so quick."
If performed with a pentagram, you're taking a bigger risk, but can only be performed at the certain time. This must be performed at night, no moon can be in the sky, and you must be alone in a dark, empty room. You can use a flashlight to set up the pentagram and put candles down, but then you can no longer use any other light sources besides a phone which you'll need. You must perform this exactly at 3:33 A.M. at the 33rd second of the 3rd day in the 3rd month. After everything is set up, use some sort of clock (phone recommended for dark setting) and prepare for the time. When the time comes, say the curse exactly how you would without using the pentagram. Except, you'll add this at the end.
"The devil's curse is hell, from this I will make you scream and yell."
What makes this more accurate, is that you're playing with your life with this, and for that, demons are likely to help you get this done.
With this, I'm done explaining. Enjoy this while you can, because you'll notice the DANGEROUS results in performing this curse.
If you are feeling gloomy, or somewhat unhappy, feel free to try this spell. It incites the help of spirits in effort to help raise your sense of happiness. If you are clinically depressed or are having suicidal thoughts, please refer to a suicide hotline, or notify your doctor or psychiatrist.
You may need:
A candle (Optional)
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You may need:
A candle (Optional)
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If you have a candle, preferably white, however it depends on what color makes you happiest, light it and sit. Pause for a minute and close your eyes, feel the energy around you. Envision it going into your body, filling a hole in your energy, now say the words,
"Spirits, fill me with joy, for I feel like but a broken toy, I ask you this not as thy master, but as thy fellow, I ask the spirits of above and the spirits of below."
Then if you had a candle lit, blow it out. This will not cure your entire unhappiness, nor will it keep you from feeling unhappy in the future, it will get rid of some of it, however, so you may bare the rest.
I am currently suffering from horribly gum pain from my wisdom teeth and whipped up a medicinal gel from herbs and oils with purifying properties.
You may need:
10 cloves
20 blueberries
1 tbsp of clove oil
3 tbsp of coconut oil
1 tspn of ginger
1 tspn of cinnamon
1 tspn of rosemary
Peppermint tea or herb
Small jar
A cooking pot
Stove
Tulle or thin cloth
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You may need:
10 cloves
20 blueberries
1 tbsp of clove oil
3 tbsp of coconut oil
1 tspn of ginger
1 tspn of cinnamon
1 tspn of rosemary
Peppermint tea or herb
Small jar
A cooking pot
Stove
Tulle or thin cloth
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Crush cloves into a powder
Crush Rosemary into a powder
Add the ginger
Add the cinnamon
Put 3 tbsp of coconut oil into a pot on the stove and add the ground up herbs. Add tbsp of clove oil. Add peppermint tea or herb. Stir until simmering and remove from heat.
Crush blueberries into a paste.
Remove tea bag
Strain the liquid through the cloth to remove the chunks of herbs and squeeze the cloth.
Strain the blueberries so the juice is added but not the blueberry skin.
Refrigerate (coconut oil hardens at a temperature colder than 72 degrees Fahrenheit.)
This is a prayer for satanist to get Guidance from Satan.
You may need:
Voice
Faith
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You may need:
Voice
Faith
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Teach me, Lord Satan, the knowledge of the ages
Guide me in thy wisdom
Let me feel thy presence and experience what you have for me
Dont let me be bound by irrefutable doctrines
But lead me to true freedom
Give me the strength to leave my comfort zone
To explore that which is forbidden by those who believe they are wise
Take away the fear that binds me
Set me on my true path
But if you dont think I am ready, let it be as a sunrise
Allow me to see your light as well as your darkness
The fullness of who you are
Satan, Melek Taus, Lucifer, Azazel
If I could have anything, it would be to know your truth
To believe in what is real
Not in someone elses insanity
So as I walk down this narrow road
Dont let me be discouraged
As it is you who have placed me upon it