Infidelity Test for a Man
- Corn flakes
- Whole milk
- 7 strawberries
- 1 banana
Casting Instructions for 'Infidelity Test for a Man'
First thing in the morning, serve him breakfast. In bed or in the kitchen. Set the box of corn flakes right in front of his face so he can clearly see the logo, the rooster. Pour the cereal in the bowl and ask him if he's still seeing the other woman.
Peel the banana and tell him you wish he'd stop. Slice the banana into the bowl, this is a good time to mention an article you read about John Bobbitt if you wish and both know who he is. Gently kiss him on the forehead and tell him you love him as you drop the strawberries in the bowl. As you pour the milk, tell him to think of the children, if you have them.
Then sit quietly as he eats. If the last piece of fruit he eats is a banana, within one year he will leave you for her. If it's strawberry, he will end the affair. If its both, he will not end the affair but not leave you either.
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