Become a Vampire Werewolf Hybrid

This is a really simple spell that may work so all you have to do is light a candle make sure its night time over midnight and before 3am and get a stick or something to break a iced spaghetti or whatever.

Now go near a mirror put the candle on a thing where the mirror can reflect the candle and you can chant this spell just by watching the reflected candle in the mirror. Spell : Spirits undead, please listen to my request. Im really sad in this life all days are the same everyone in my daily time doesnt understand that my life is not their game. So I ask if you make me a vampire and werewolf, a powerful hybrid. Give me special fangs: when blood I feed, they grow of a vampire and when I howl, of a werewolf. Please make me who I ask to be, so mote it be Say it x11.