Casting Instructions for 'Vampire'
Go in the bathroom and undress then you plug the sink and fill it up with water. You should imagine yourself with red eyes and long razorsharp fangs then cover yourself in water from head to toe and say:
"Hear me Satan
Hear me Dark Lord.
Turn me into a vampire.
I shall burn in sun light without my ring.
I will drag to hell when the bell rings.
I want to be a vampire so make it true.
I will have cold skin and 3 cm sharp fangs.
To this is what I want most in life so mote it be"
- really blurry vision
- head ache
- cold skin
- large very sharp fangs
- tooth aches
- run faster
- fump higher
- see better
- smell better
- mind control
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