Mermaid Potion

Find a quiet place to be at nighttime, either outside or inside. I recommend being outside at midnight. Get a small cup of salt water and set it beside your blue candle. Light your candle and meditate. Once you're at peace, say this chant:

"Poseidon, god of the sea,

I need a wish from thee.

I wish that you'd open up your sea,

for me to swim free.

I wish to be a mermaid,

one of your creatures.

I wish to be a mermaid, 

with beautiful features.

When I touch the sea,

a mermaid I will be.

When I walk on land,

I will be human, touching the sand.

When I wake up in the morning,

I wish to be a mermaid.

Please I beg of you,

grant this wish for me.

So mote it be."

Drink the salt water and go immediately to bed.

Side effects:

• itchy legs
• craving salt and water
• headaches
• nausea
• vomiting