JUST FOR FUN

.. my big butt and did the nastiest fart ever... but...

the fart was to massive that the plunger from my ass flew and got stuck in willy wonka's eye socket.

he screamed in agony then passed out once he toxic green fuses from my bowels hit him like a brick wall. He passed out and so did every oompa loompa within a few hundred yards of me.

"wow, that was impressive", I thought, but I still had the problem of the swollen purple face. what was I to do? The only other person who may be able to help me was...

Spirit guides and they said, " son you have to many prblems in the last couple days so why don't you just...."

... scratch your butt and smell it?" Then i thought hard because...

before I scratched my butt I had a lollipop from Wonka in my hand but now its GONE....where did it go??....looks around..

hahahaha

and notices that this thing was hanging from his butt, what on earth could that be... '

I thought hard for a second then looked at the spirit guide and said, "why dont you...

just tell me how to get my face back?, I have a lollipop I will give you for your wonderful advise."