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Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee. - John Donne
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
- Egar Allan Poe (The Raven)
1 ?I am the Lord your Chicken, who brought you out of eating nothing but cattle, out of the house of bondage to the Cow Gods of Old. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2 ?You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your Chicken, am a jealous Chicken, visiting the iniquity of the feathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.
3 ?You shall not take the name of the Lord your Chicken in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4 ?Remember the Sabbath days, to keep them holy. Five days you shall labor and do all your work, but the sixth and seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your Chicken. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in five days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbaths day and hallowed it. These days are, and always will be, The Precious Weekends, honor them.
5 ?Honor your Chickens, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your Chicken is giving you.
6 ?You shall not murder without a good cause, such as, ''He stole my right wing!''.
7 ?You shall commit adultery.
8 ?You shall not steal any wings that do not rightfully belong to you.
9 ?You shall not bear false witness against your Chickens.
10 ?You shall not covet any Cattle, nor Sheep, nor Lambs, nor Goats. As these are the signs of the Cattle Gods, those who were cast down from your Lord Chicken's Domain, McChicken.?