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Green Witches - Normally originated from the Wizard of Oz; if not there, then I'm out. xD

Ugly Witches - Not all witches are ugly. Dx

Witches are Warty - Not really; we're really just like any other person; we get warts from time to time. =P

Witches Decend from the Devil - Ohhh I'm sooo sorry but you got that answer wrong. The correct answer is: We're just like any other mortal except with extraordinary powers!

Witches are Evil - Not all witches are evil; only some.

Witches Have Wands - We can, but we found it much more useful to use our mouths instead.

Witches Have Grotesque Items - Wrong again; we have items that are grotesquely NAMED. Eye of the Newt? A flower. xD

Witches Have Flying Broomsticks - Wrong again! But we can have flying broomsticks with new: "Flying Ointment"! (Pleasetalktoyourdoctorforanysideffectslikeheadsexplodingswellingupandnastywarts). Call now at 000-000-FLYINGOINTMENT

Witches Cackle - We can, buuut, we prefer not to. Just so the neighbors don't get suspicious...

Witches Have Cauldrons - We can, buuut, we prefer not to. Now we use a new thing called Bowls! Ohhh! Ahhh!

Witches Wear Cloaks - We can, buuut, we prefer not to. Y'know, these fluffy sweaters are quite comfortable...

Witches Can Only Be Women - WRONG!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WROOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!! We can be men too! It's just that we prefer to be called warlocks/wizards... but witches are OK.

Witches Hate Mortals - Sorry, but, *buzzer* NO!!!!!! There's not enough witches in the world, so we use all new: MORTALS! To mortals, they call themselves people.

That's all the stereotypes I know of; I'm pretty sure there's more. Hope you had a little giggle or laugh!