AAA / the old twisted tree.

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SpellsLife  ► Money  ► AAA / the old twisted tree.
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makes you become a twisted tree forever.
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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • dead tree
  • glitter
  • sugar gliders
  • spiders
  • racoons
  • lynx
  • tigers
  • black panther movie

Casting Instructions for 'AAA / the old twisted tree.'

watch the whole black panther movie backwards without talking and then plant the dead tree somewhere you'd spend the rest of your life. then release all the animals on the tree and say "live in this tree and grow here forever!" then get naked and throw glitter on your self and run up and down the nearest highway 5 times. put your clothes on and lick the tree. make sure you lick the whole tree and for every inch of moss lick it 78 times. if you aren't in jail or sick you will wake up and see that you are the tree. 

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Added to on Jan 15, 2019
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Comments


What... why would someone want to be a tree... I won't be surprised if more people start to question your life choices. no offence... (also, first:))

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