Casting Instructions for 'Healer's kiss'
- Lipstick (red or pink)
- A painful area
It does not: stop bleeding, cure anything, or anything else that paracetamol cannot do. This is just a magickal version of paracetamol, for people who do not have any paracetamol, can't take paracetamol, or paracetamol doesn't work for them (like me).
No paracetamol and somewhere on your body hurts? No problem. With this spell, the pain should be eased. Firstly, get the lipstick. If you are a man/boy, just go borrow lipstick.
Apply the lipstick to your lips.
Find the painful area. Kiss it, but do not take your lips off straight away. Wait for a minute, focus. Think about the pain easing gently, like it is nodding off to sleep.
Take off your lips.
DO NOT RUB OFF LIPSTICK YET! Only rub it off when the pain has gone.
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