Dark Weddings

Oh dear, is nothing sacred anymore? Time was when having a wedding at night in a cemetery was terribly outre and therefore only something undertaken by persons existing on the outermost fringes of society.

Now we have Baptists doing them. How banal can it get?

Next thing you know, the Goths will be dressing up for Halloween in three-piece Armani suits and gowns from Givenchy, sipping martinis and dancing to Sinatra and Nina Simone.