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Name: TyhkeRio
Birthday: May 17 1999
Location: Chicago
Gender: Male
Last Seen: Thu, 14 Mar 2013
Membership: Member

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Not a new Member. Been here for over a year now. For some Reason I'm unallowed to either talk in the chat, agree to the chat rules, or send people messages. To those who know me :D Rio's back, and I'm BORED! I've had many account's here, including, but not limited to: Tyhker, .Tyhker, .Tyhker. , Somper, .Somper, Riordan, Rowling, Paolini, Paolini18, .Riordan, Razer, .Razer, Razer. , rezaR., All of them seem to get gagged due to my style of speaking. I have a nasty habit of debating things with people... For some reason they don't seem to like it... So, long story short, I've been gagged a lot, and I think I might've been IP Banned, *sigh* just as I was getting mature too ;) Not. I'm a very immature person. Speaking of immature, here comes the really long thing I put on all of my profiles, ;) Just so I can say I have the longest.

THE INFECTION has spread and we are all now infected with the SICKNESS. Where once we felt NUMB and CRUCIFIED by FEAR, our inner WARRIOR has finally awoken. THE ANIMAL has been unchained. No longer BOUND by DARKNESS, we RISE from our own HELL, freed from our PERFECT INSANITY , FORGIVEN. Our PRAYER, GUARDED by INDESTRUCTIBLE determination. NEVER AGAIN will we be OVERBURDENED by THE CURSE that is weakness. Now the TEN THOUSAND FISTS of the SONS OF PLUNDER shout our name. For we are DISTURBED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12 Things about this Bio 1.Your reading my Bio 2. Now your saying/thinking that's a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my Bio. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ question of my life:If I was in a horrible car crash and lost both my arms...would you pick my nose?what if there was a huge booger that was impending my breathing and could kill me? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ fave quote Do not assume that he who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, he would never have been able to find these words.-raven_crow (of SOM) second fave quote ?Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall. There is only now.? - Paolini (also of SOM) 3rd fave Dealing with backstabber's there was one thing i learned, They're only powerful when you got your back turned!! -EMINEM!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% that has a heart. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ you say Metallica - I say B. Rabbit you say Breaking Benjamin - I say Marshall Mathers you say System of a Down - I say Eminem you say Alesana-I say Slim Shady You say Heavy Metal- I scream WORSE THAN KEN KANIFF! 92% of teenagers have turned to hip-hop and pop and rap, if ur part of the 92% you are smart adults say anyone can play an instrument, what about before instruments, what if we juust wanna let our voices be heard copy this message and past it to an your profile. DONT LET THE SPIRIT DIE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cna yuo raed tihs??? Olny 55% of plepoe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 95% of teens would freak out if they saw Miley Cyrus or the Jonas brothers on a 247' building ready to jump off. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are one of the 5% that would bring a bucket of popcorn, a chair, a video camera and yell ???JUMP!??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your soul was born in the Shadows. Your soul was born in the shadows of the moon at night. You're all mystery and enigma and your element is the Moon. No one really knows who you are, but they might think they know you. You only tell people fragments of who you are and never show your true personality. That doesn't have to mean that you're being someone you're not though. You're always yourself and you never do something just because someone else does. Some might think you're a little cold or dull, but you're just hiding your true self for some reason. Maybe only a couple of selected people have ever seen the true you. You are loyal to these people and it will take time if anyone else wants to gain your trust. You let people think that they know you and that you trust them. But sooner or later they will realize that they never really knew you. Be careful. Someday you might need someone who knows what you need. Trust people. You prefer silence and tranquillity. You're calm and collected and a nice person most of the time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is a wizard? What the term Wizard means to me: One who controls their own destiny, A practitioner of the Magical arts, A philosopher, An adviser, A healer, A teacher, A student of life and knowledge, And one who is humble. A natural born meddler ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What tool's do I use. My staff is my rod of power used to direct and channel energies for greater magical workings. My Wand is my lesser rod of power used for simple magical workings. My Cauldron is my pot to brew beautiful scents and healing waters. My Chalice is my cup of life my holy grail dedicated to the spirits of water. My crystal ball is my radio to other dimensions. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Root: under-active (-12%) Sacral: under-active (0%) Navel: open (50%) Heart: under-active (-62%) Throat: under-active (-6%) Third Eye: open (12%) Crown: under-active (0%) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (x)Drank so much you threw up (I don't like anyone)Have feelings for someone who doesn't have them back ( who needs to know?)Been arrested ( go up 2 idiot) Gone on a blind date (x) Skipped school (x) Seen someone die (Hmm. where is Chicago?) Been to United States (Can't fly will have Panic Attack) Been to Europe (Can't fly will have Panic Attack ) Been to Africa (Good Gawd don't you get it already can't fly) Been to Aisia (wow, just wow) Been to Russia (I don't even have anything to say to this one) Been on a plane (x) Been on a Boat (x) Been lost ( idiot) Been on the opposite side of the country ( ) Gone to Washington , DC () Gone to London () Swam in the ocean () Felt like dying.... (x) Cried yourself to sleep (In reality? If so, are you stalking me? X ) Played cops and robbers (x) Recently colored with crayons (I haven't gotten that drunk...yet. ) Sang karaoke badly (x) paid for a meal with only coins (x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (x) Made prank phone calls (x ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (x ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end(laughed so much you peed) (x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue. (x) Danced in the rain (x) Written a letter to Santa Claus ( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe ( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (x) Blown bubbles (x) Made a bonfire on the beach () Slept around a bonfire (x) Crashed a party (x) Gone roller-skating ( x) Ice-skating (Outside of a concert but still, x) started a mosh pit (I don't even wanna know) pulled a butch pose (x) own a knife ( x) ran away for more then a day (I am prob never gonna check this one off but it will stay just in case ) got in a fight and lost (x) got in a fight a won ( ) go to court ( ) go to jail (x) tell a cop to :go to hell, go fuck him /her self ect... (I have horrible aim so I don't wanna waste the money) own a gun (x) love some one (x) hate some one (x) think some ones hates you (x) know some one hates you ( ) is gay ( ) is lez (x ) is bi () is straight (most likely so x ) has a fagot parent (x) was beat by mom or dad (x) works out ( ) has a tattoo ( ) is goth ( ) is emo () has ever been in boot camp (only the idiots get caught ) ever been to juvy (x) loves life () wants to die but not kill them self ( ) wants to kill them self (X) has ever cut ( ) likes to cut ( ) loves to cut (STUPID ASS LOVE SPELLS!!! 2ND TIME NOW!!!!) ever loved some one so much you lost yourself (x ) is a drama king/queen (x) doesn't care what people think (x) have been through depression or currently facing it ( NO! don't insult me like that) cares what people think (x) has more then 1 friend (x) believes in one gf one bf relationships(no cheating!) (BAD UNDERCOVER MOD x) killed someone () shot someone with ak-47 or m41a (x) has a bike (x) killed some one with a sword (x ) ran nude(no cheating !!!) ( ) went to a hot girl and kissed her without her notice (x) hit a cop on face () made suicide attempt but failed () ever been at the middle of two countries (x) ever been at middle of two states () flew a fighter jet (x) loves anime (x ) hates anime (x) have great friends ( ) is a vampire ( ) is a lycan ( ) have wings () never gave up on anything (I'm part something gods only know what.) is a human being ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall. I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it's my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, ' 'I'm sorry!? I scream But it?s now much too late. His face has been twisted Into an unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please Father Satan, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. Try no to cry and repost if you too are aginst Child Abuse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, ''Mommy, I love you'' In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Try Not to Cry Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say ''Good-bye''. Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as ''Try Not To Cry'' 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... (SOOOOOO Tempting but Violence should ALWAYS have a reason) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A witch's heart, Never dims. The fire inside, Never dies down. The thrill of casting spells, Never gets old. The magic flowing inside of us, Never ends. The connection between Nature, Never breaks. The rush of selfimpowerment, Never goes away. We are the Witches. We are United. We are Happy. And we are the Lost Religion ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 of every 10 people born is gay. That means 1 of every 10 people is instantly put down, given bad labels, left alone, put in a minority and so much more.. all for something they didn't ask for. Many gay teens are committing suicide as a way of escaping. If you want to tell them life will get better and you respect them for who they ... are, put this on your profile, most of you won't, but let's see the 5% of you who will ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That boy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as your status if you're against bullying. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To those who hate Emos/Goths: Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything? Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing? Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing. ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY ''YOUR NOT EMO'' OR ''ATTENTION SEEKER'' WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING! isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE! BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING! BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND! BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT! ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR ''FRIENDS'' ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS! BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING. if you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -----The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth----- 1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. 5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. 6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9. Do not harm little children. 10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. put this in your prof. if you agree that they are better than the Ten Commandments ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying ''Dang, we really messed up,but that sure was fun!'' FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ''I'M HOME!'' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what?s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: If I left would you cry? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life? Boy: My life. Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her. Boy:You don?t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don?t like you because I love you. I don?t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn't do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life. *Put this on your profile if you agree* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Men's rules We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are OUR rules:Please note? these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don?t try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You?re a big girl. If it?s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don?t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Saturday = sports. It?s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: * Subtle hints do not work!* Strong hints do not work! * Obvious hints do not work!* JUST SAY IT! 1. ?Yes? and ?No? are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That?s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days 1. If you think you?re fat, you probably are. Don?t ask us 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing?s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don?t want an answer to, expect an answer you don?t want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really 1. Don?t ask us what we?re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as: * Sex, * Sport, * Cars, * or Computers 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You have no idea how long this took to type. Reality is an illusion to keep people sane. The use of magic bends the illusion and people see magic. Magic bends reality, in turn bending the illusion that everyone sees. Post this in your profile if you agree.




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