There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting (huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (hey, yeah)
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billy Chin, and little Sammy Chung
He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip
#5 - Spell for treating erectile dysfunction: Moon Magic
Over 322 million men suffer from erectile dysfunction globally, though this spell does not cure one of their erectile dysfunction it can assist in some ways. This spell has been tested by many of wiccans both on men and women casting it upon a spouse.
This spell requires emotional and spiritual connection to ones privates, concentration and meditation is required in order for this spell to be effective. If it does not work initially, multiple attempts may be required.
Moon magic can result in physiological changes, you must complete when the moon has the most spiritual energy thus having the best chance of this working.
Warnings: This spell includes moon magic so timing must be at 12-3am on a full moon, involves indecent exposure and should not be conducted in a public space.
You may need:
red candles (number of candles depends on numerology life path number)
100ml of semen
full moon
lighter/match
string
open space
scissors
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You may need:
red candles (number of candles depends on numerology life path number)
100ml of semen
full moon
lighter/match
string
open space
scissors
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1. Ensure the time is 12-3am on the night of a full moon, finding an open space out of sight of the public (e.g. backyard)
2. align red candles (number is personal to life number) in a circle, wide enough to sit in (do not light just yet)
3. around the circle drip the semen sample, ensure drips surround the entire circle
4. remove clothing, exposing ones natural organic body to the moon. Tie one end of the string to the tip of your member and the other end to one of the candles (allow for enough slack that there is enough distance between ones member and the candle)
5. light candles and kneel within the circle holding the pair of scissors in hand. Meditate and reflect in your mind that you would like to have an erect member, breathe slowly paying mind to the energy of the moon.
6. as the candle burns when the string catches light on the other end of the string cut it with scissors before it reaches your member (please be careful during this). As you cut the string ensure you breathe out slowly. This disconnects you from the restraints of erectile dysfunction.
(This spell may need to be done a few times in one night, do not expect immediate results, be patient and allow the energy to gradually flow to your member)
This is my way to make Witches Gunpowder. If you're planning to get the Gunpowder from a bullet please be careful or ask a professional I'm not able to educate you on how to get it out of a bullet so please be careful.
You may need:
Black Salt or Incense Ash for base
Optional Whole Cloves (Purification)
Arnica or Echinacea (Amplification)
Coffee (Speed Results)
Paprika (Energy/Potency)
Optional Blood Powder (Amplification)
Gunpowder (From a bullet)
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You may need:
Black Salt or Incense Ash for base
Optional Whole Cloves (Purification)
Arnica or Echinacea (Amplification)
Coffee (Speed Results)
Paprika (Energy/Potency)
Optional Blood Powder (Amplification)
Gunpowder (From a bullet)
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This powder is meant to add speed and power to spells. There are a few different ways to make it depending on your intentions but here is my way.
Add all of your herbs into a pestle and mortar (without the gunpowder) and crush until you feel it's ready to add into a jar. Once you've added all of your herbs then you can add the gunpowder. If you're planning to burn this on a candle make sure to practice fire safety! I would highly recommend burning this in a cauldron.
Draw up your energy and use it to push away headaches. It's quite simple and useful.
You may need:
none
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You may need:
none
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Lie down. Of course you don't need to lie down but I always feel at ease when I'm laying down. You can sit as well.
Take a deep breath. Imagine a powerful orb growing inside you--I imagine this power in the pit of stomach and growing to all parts of my body, though not everyone imagines this, go with what image your brain conjures up first--and dark, negative energy leaving your body as you exhale. Channel as much energy as you can.
Close your eyes and visualize the part of your head where the headache is most severe. This part of your head should be clouded with dark, black, painful energy. Use the energy you raised during the breathing to push away the black energy. This should then dissolve into the air.
After you have cleared away the pain, imagine a soft, glowing shield protecting your head from the energy returning.
