Name: Nikuma Olokat Babada.
Species: YU-28X-Omega. (King Babada)
Affiliation: SRDF, Astaroth (My main commander), Ryok (My main designer and creator), Grand overlord, and grand demoness. || Great Overlord 1st (my wife)
================================================================================================ My motto: "Fighting on till the break of day knowing that nobody will know my pain all to survive the day to fight another day." ======================================================================= ======================= MY RULES:
1. I do not do spells for others. I could if I wanted to, however I have decided that I am better off not. Plus you should not rely on magic and supernatural ability to solve every problem you may have. And frankly, I am an old geezer! A battle scared walking bag of gristle! I am too old to be dealing with whatever drama you may have. I want at least some peace here on this site. My situation in terms of existence is very, very, thankless.
2 . I am a soldier. And I come from a world called the battlefield. And it is a cutthroat place where in order to survive, it is destroyor be destroyed.(and the battlefield is not some realm. It is Earth.)And as for who my enemies are, the answer is simple. I destroyor subdue whoever attempts to destroyme. (see rule 14). And the life I lead, I must always worry about being attacked, so I must see and think of all around me as a potential bogie
Also, I will have you know, I spend day after day fighting to make sure species like your own do not meet extinction. There are over 7 billion people on this planet I am defending, so if I lose the fight here on Earth, what is going happen at the hands of the enemy is not going to be pretty, and you are not going to likeit, and it is theextinction of humanity. Given I am fighting to keep your butts in your own personal candy-land, and to keep humanity from going extinct, theleast you can do is not disrespect me.
3. do not flirt with me as I already am married, and have multiple other fiancees. And I do not have to disclose details as it is never any of your business. When it comes to such things, we take the, "Don't ask, don't tell," approach. As for who my wife is, she is the creator.The great overlord first.And I have had three daughters with her. But I am not going to tell you thename of my wife or daughters, as I want to keep you losers from talking to my wife orgirls without you losers knowing your place. This also makes me Christ's step parent, and my daughters the half sisters of Christ himself.
I am very protective of my family. So you can forget about me giving the phone numbers of my daughters.
4. I NEVER, EVER role play. And why should you?
5 . Never ask me to tell you any information about my technology or warfare. Because frankly, and quite honestly, I do not know how the technology I use actually works. And I never bother learning how it works down to the last detail. All I know is it works, and it isgood for use. As for my warfare and I am never there at the front, and the entire multiverse is so big, that even I do not know every little bit that happens. I only take action when it directly concerns me, or when it becomes unavoidable.
6 . Also, what happens is nothing I am letting humanity know about. It's none of your business, and I am a subscriber to the phrase, "loose lips sink ships." And as far as we're concerned, we don't have to tell you anything. And as how I see it, you humans are creatures who are a bunch of 'know it all' bozos who think you know everything--when you really don't, and never will.
7 . Also, I do conduct business with humans, but I collect collateral as the price--just as the rest of the demons do in form of a loss to you that is equal in proportion to the service performed. SO when it comes to me, buy or beware. Also, I plan to do business with corporations.
8 . If you try to force me into being a slave of your by tricking or forcing me into a blood tie with you....I will betray you.
9 . If you are unity (AKA: the federation. You know who you are,) it is pointless in treating me as one of you toys. I am at war with you, and unlike you, I do not treat war like a game. I fight to win. And you WILL face defeat. And if you force me into a blood tie or subvert me into doing your dirty work, I will betray you guaranteed. And if any of your spies ask for information, I will just tell you the best way to bury yourself 6 feet under. And that is my promise to the unity.
10. To the Unity. Before you begin accusing me ofthe atrocities that resulted from collateral damage from my military actions, first look at your own atrocities. We are both guilty on this front. All I did was respond to attack and retaliated to your attacks to survive. It is not my fault you had your civilian populations living in or near the military sites I attacked with my missiles and super-weapons. As youunity girls, genocide of 37 different intelligent species is very much the very definition of atrocity...and puts everything I did to shame 49 times over. However, I did indiscriminately wipe out 184 different intelligent species if you count the orders I issued to my army and navy, and imports of things like the flood from halo into other universes.
11. And dueto my vast numberof war-crimes....which as a whole are a million time worse that those committed by Lucifer, I am in the same boat he is.I am part of the damned. So I am forced to fight war after war, after war for the creators. I am one who must fight or else face eternal damnation. And I am fighting for the redemption of myself and the others of the damned. That is my mission. Because if I stop fighting, or fail my mission, I will be cast into a lake of fire for all of eternity.
12. The only reasonI am allowed to exist is because I remain useful to the creators. Constantly having to reprove our value as weapons through our military action and military service to the creatorsis the rent all of us war units are mandated to pay as rent to maintain our lease oncontinuingourexistence. I have no choice but to continue fighting in my battles. If I do not for too long, my existence will be discontinued by the creators themselves. Because only the dead who were wicked in life are allowed to become war units as a path towards redemption through the type of existence stated above in the paragraph. I am a weapon, and as such, I am treated as such.
13. And Never ask me to turn you into a war unit like me. there is a way, however, I can guaranteeyou are never going to like it. Also, do not ever ask me to buy you a war unit. Yes, you can buy a war unit, However, we war units cost somewhere between $15,000,000.00 to $14,860,000,000.00, and I doubt you would be able to afford that.....let alone the cost of upkeep and maintiance. It is not uncommon for a war unit to blow through a hundred billion dollars a day during wartime. And I am not kidding one bit about this. We all have big appetites for king ransom amounts of money.
14. NEVER PICK FIGHTS WITH ME! I am both a soldier and a weapon, so like all war units the multiverse over, when I use my abilities, I use them to destroy the enemy as per my duty, job, andpurpose! And thisis the same job of all servicemen in all militaries everywhere. So if you target me, I will use my abilities, and take the same action(s) against you as I do any other enemy combatant. And use any force I deem required to force you to stand down--up to the use of lethal force if the situation(s) call for it. consider what you see here YOUR FIRST AND FINAL WARNING!
ABOUT WHAT I AM.
I am a Yuk.
I am silicon-based syntheticlife-form analog. A demon made AI powered organic battle-doll, and a dark offshoot of the same species Yahweh belongs to. We are an all female species...If you can call what I am a species given we yuk are all machines through and through.
The only males of my species are the kings, and I am one of these along with my three brothers to whom all four of us Olokat are fighting each other for dominance over the other three to be king. To the angels and the creator, I am known as a yuk. And I am a type of manufactured dollmade for solely combat as my purpose. I am currently undergoing restoration as I am made from parts: Computer chips and circuitry made from organic metal twice as hard as diamond powered by blood from my body. Even though I am currently an obsolete design, I still represent a great achievement in military technology.
Below are the specifications of the YU-28X Babadaclass war unit:
TYPE: Front-line infiltrator and independent combatant prototype. |||
GENERAL OUTPUT: 1,000 MT. ( 4,184,000 G J. to put this into perspective, this is enough to power the whole of New york city 343,751 times over ) (this is the same power level as Freezer from DBZ)
MAIN REACTOR OUTPUT: 100,000 AIF. |||
AUXILIARY REACTOR OUTPUT: 1,000 AIF. |||
OPERATIONAL LIMIT: 280 DAYS. |||
PRIMARY CLOSE-IN/MEDIUM RANGE STRIKE ARMAMENT: VECTORS (# 1,000,000,000) |||
PRIMARY LONG RANGE DIRECT FIRE WEAPON(S) 2X1 MK. 7 307 MT HELLBORES (FIRE RATE : 250 A MINUTE. YIELD: 307 MT |||
SECONDARY LONG RANGE DIRECT FIRE WEAPON(S) 2X1 MK. 15 Capitol grade event horizon drivers (FIRE RATE : continuous. YIELD: 158 MT |||
PRIMARY LONG RANGE BOMBARDMENT WEAPON(S): 2X1 RND28A7 STRATEGIC/TACTICAL MISSILE BANK (24 MISSILES PER BANK) |||
SECONDARY LONG RANGE ATTACK WEAPON(S): 10X1 HD20A1 ICBM MISSILE BANK (12 MISSILES PER BANK) |||
SHORT RANGE ATTACK ARMAMENT: 28X2 K47 MK. 20 WIRE-GUIDED TACTICAL MISSILE BANKS ( TOTAL MISSILE LOAD: 5,200) ||| NUMBER OF THIS TYPE PRODUCED IN BIOS FORM: 1,000,000,000 |||
NUMBER OF CLASS CURRENTLY ACTIVE: 4
===================================================================== AND NOW ARE MY BIOLOGICAL SPECIFICATIONS AVERAGE FOR MY MAKE. =====================================================================
ANIMAL CATEGORY: FELINE AND CANINE MIX|||
IS HUMANOID? NO. (I look like a cat dog creature, I can however, become humanoid in form, this however is reserved for combat and infiltration. We yuk can shape shift at will.)
HAS GENDER?: yes. SPECIES IS ALL FEMALE with only a handful of males as the kings leading the species.
REPRODUCTION METHOD: ASEXUAL DNA EXCHANGE BETWEEN TWO PARTNERS. LAYS EGGS THROUGH GASTRIC EXPULSION. IN LAYMAN'S TERMS, WE UNHINGE OUR JAW, AND SPIT OUR EGGS OUT OF OUR MOUTHS.
STANDARD HEIGHT: 170 CM (5' 7") |||
STANDARD WEIGHT: 68KG |||
GESTATION: 86 DAYS |||
MATURATION TIME: 1.3YEARS|||
DAILY NUTRITION QUOTA: 1,000 K-CALORIES |||
DORMANCY PERIOD: 8 HOURS ||| STANDARD IQ: 100,000 |||
VISIBLE DETECTION RANGE OF EYES: 3,700 METERS |||
RADAR DETECTION RANGE: 37 LIGHT-YEARS |||
CCPU SPEED (THINKING SPEED): 70.3 GHZ |||
MEMORY TYPE: MULTIVERSE DATABASE STORAGE AND ACCESS |||
INBUILT MEMORY STORAGE CAPACITY: 30 TB ||| ===================================================================== My quotes ===================================================================== Your world as you have known it is at the beginning of the end. Even though I cannot say how, you're all on the edge of oblivion. And while we are doing all we can to bring forth your salvation, I know you'll never accept it. the whole of your race still sleeps-and too blind in your dormancy to see what's to come, and those who are active are blinder still to the entire truth. You were never really meant to know the truth as all of you were made never to know the horrors we face so all of you may continue to live in peace. War will always be in this universe, and in my fighting it, I guarantee that your lives of peace are perpetuated. So when you are all in doubt, always remember. You are never alone. I am fighting hard for all of you. And so long as you remember this.... You'll never be alone. -Nikuma Babada. 7/08/2018
"You humans may be a big pain in the ass sometimes, but if you were to go, how would Iget espresso?"