yes my names joe im 14 im a vampire and a demon more vampire than demon as the percentages of my blood is like 70% vampire and 30% demon
Member of Shadow abilities group
Owner of The Forbidden Seven
-Members of The Forbidden Seven-
1st Member -Owner- -Joethewicca- (me)
2nd -Co Owner- -Bocaj3-
3rd -Elder- -Polki123-
4th -Member- -Konstinios-
Yagami Light (Kira)
This world is Rotten. Rotten people should be killed off to cleanse this world.
Im going to change the world.
I am going to be the god of the new world.
Ryuk
I feel like Im watching a sitcom.
Humans are hilarious.
For me apples [are] like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If Im deprived I go into withdrawals.
Apples taste so much better indoors.
As a rule they say humans haunted by a shinigami have nothing but misfortune.
Hey, all it did was go around in a full circle."
Sorry, But believe it or not Im a male too"
Like hell you do.
Hehe. A disaster-struck gamily playing a happy-homey family this is funny.
You dont let up on the eye thing, do you?
What? Im going to be possessed by such a poor imbecile?
I can understand them, because they exchange that money with tons of apples.
Youre using the word destiny for a woman again Light. You always use a one patterned approach for women.
Funny Convo
Light: Misa, I want you to know my feelings. I dont want you to shorten your life by doing the deal, I dont want to manipulate you like that. Id rather live a lasting life with you in our ideal world.
Misa (tearing): Light.
Ryuk (thinking): Like hell you do.
Misa (hugs): Im so glad!
Ryuk (thinking): All this girl does is hug
Funny Convo 2
Matsuda: I wonder, is it about ten million dollars?
Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that?
Funny Convo 3
Light: Okay. What are your symptoms?
Ryuk: My body begins to twist up like a pretzel And I do headstands.
Funny Convo 4
Near: What is it L?
Light: Misa Amane and Mogi are missing
Near: Yes. We have abducted them.
Light: for what?
Near: Insurance
Funny Convo 5
Light: Ryuk, is it possible for you to possess two people at the same time, right?
Ryuk: What? Its not impossible but Who is it going to be?
Light: ...Touta Matsuda.
Ryuk: What? I have to possess that lame guy ?