Casting Instructions for 'Calling Upon Thor'
Outside in a raging thunder storm, gather stones. Get a hammer. Put the stones around the hammer. Make sure you are on a small hill. Get a medium rare stake. This will be your offering. Get some dirt. Put it on the hammer. Say oh Thor I call son of Odin, mighty protector. I ask for your strength in this time of need. Bury the steak. Leave the hammer there until the storm is over. Come back and get it.
Don't do something stupid with the hammer. Don't go and bang someone over the head with it. You are not Thor. This not the comics. Doing this is abusing the power. You don't summon lighting. The porpoise is for protection. You carry the hammer and your protected. Unless it's a life and death situation. Don't throw the hammer.
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