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Parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children; some assembly required.
Spells are subject to change without notice. Some spells may be slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle any spells. Your mileage may vary and no substitutions are allowed. The power of these spells are void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
A spell's power is greatest the close to midnight it is (12:30 Newfoundland time). Spells are provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied.
If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized spell casting center.
If something offends you, lighten up get a life, and move on. Because if you don't I'll turn you into a frog.