Delete all Nazi's in your school

SpellsSpiritual  ► Banishing  ► Delete all Nazi's in your school
This spell will automatically delete all Nazi's at your school or in the building you are in. Use if Nazi's begin spawning rapidly or are summoned in bulk. Do not attempt unless you are anti-fascist and willing to punch a Nazi, if you aren't and attempt this spell, spontaneous combustion may occur.

Casting Instructions for 'Delete all Nazi's in your school'

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • a really sexy outfit
  • go-go boots
  • a cheap wig
  • Nazi's
  • good quality lip gloss
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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • a really sexy outfit
  • go-go boots
  • a cheap wig
  • Nazi's
  • good quality lip gloss

Find the nearest Nazi and shout "delete Nazi's" and "activate".

When you say "activate", rip off your wig and throw it at the nearest Nazi, he should be deleted as soon as your wig smack's his face and the rest should de-spawn soon after. 

Don't forget to blow a kiss to your adoring fans afterwards and do a sassy little kick before strutting out of there. 

Side effects include but are not limited to: unlimited power, everyone in the room falling in love with you on sight, becomgin very rich, people throwing themselves at your feet, hemmroids, loss of wig, and dramatic exits. 


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Added to on Nov 14, 2023
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THis is a joke but a good one but it wont work

What is with this activate trend in spells? This is not a spell, just insulting and further tarnishes our credibility.

Apr 02, 2024
I suppose ''spellname, activate'' could be a trigger praise for a real spell if set up in advance (at least I think that's a thing), but yes, this is obviously not a real spell at all.

Apr 03, 2024
Theoretically, yes. So mote it be or so shall it be are more common endings to spells. See also amen for Christians to end a prayer. Whatever you feel indicates the end of a spell, or as a way to release the energy, go with that. However, my issue is so many fake spells are claiming you just say activate and boom you cast a spell. No. When you say so mote it be it indicates you have concluded the spell. You should have built energy and have been directing it toward your goal before you reach that phrase. These spells claim you simple point and say activate and you have cast a spell. Infuriating. Spells require a lot more effort than that. If you personally wish to use activate at the end of the spell, go for it. But the vast majority of The Pagan Community does not. With the influx of these nonsense posts, I worry it will become a new hex the moon situation. It is hard enough to be taken seriously without this absurdity.

Umm Okay this is weird.

I'll never get that 3mins it took me to read this back ...🙄😒

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