Casting Instructions for 'Infidelity Test for a Man'
First thing in the morning, serve him breakfast. In bed or in the kitchen. Set the box of corn flakes right in front of his face so he can clearly see the logo, the rooster. Pour the cereal in the bowl and ask him if he's still seeing the other woman. Peel the banana and tell him you wish he'd stop. Slice the banana into the bowl, this is a good time to mention an article you read about John Bobbitt if you wish and both know who he is. Gently kiss him on the forehead and tell him you love him as you drop the strawberries in the bowl. As you pour the milk, tell him to think of the children, if you have them. Then sit quietly as he eats. If the last piece of fruit he eats is a banana, within one year he will leave you for her. If it's strawberry, he will end the affair. If its both, he will not end the affair but not leave you either.
|Print Spell||Mark this spell as Spam|
Please report any violations of copyright via our contact page.
* All information on this page is provided by the coven or person named and the contents of this page is not mediated by the administrators of the website. Please use common sense when following any directions on this page. Do not injest anything which does not seem safe. If you suspect the content of this page to be intentionally deceiving please contact us immediately.