Walnut Revenge

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Your enemies will get hit in the head by falling nuts where ever they go even if they aren't near a tree.

Casting Instructions for 'Walnut Revenge'

You will need the following items for this spell:

  • a nut of any kind (like plants not any flesh nuts)
  • a leaf
  • a voice
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You will need the following items for this spell:

  • a nut of any kind (like plants not any flesh nuts)
  • a leaf
  • a voice

Place the leaf on the floor/ground and sit the nut on top of it then chant.

"By the powers of witches and mages.

By the powers of crones and sages.

By the moon and all its phases.

I wish (person's name)  would get hit in the head by Mrs. Coconut!"

[Insert evil laugh here.]

 


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Added to on Jan 14, 2019
Last edited on Aug 10, 2019
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