What's your excuse?

I cant, i turn into a dragon when i eat cookies.

You have to clean my room

I can't clean your room cause I have to study for finals this week.

You need to take my finals for me

I can't take your finals for you because I don't have any pencils

You have to give me all of your books

I can't because everytime they touch someone else my house burns down.

Will you help me dealing with people? D:

You have to vacuumthe floor.

I can't I have to let the dust bunnies form.