What's your excuse?

Would love to but I can't see colors. :|

Someone wants to eat ice cream with me? I'm lonely T.T

I would eat icecream with you but I am on a diet.

Someone jump rope with me...

Would love to but I don't know how to jump. :/

Someone help me keeping me awake T.T

I would, but I have the oppisite effect on people. I usually just make them comfy and sleepy.

Braid my hair? I just saw Tangled and I want my hair to be braided with flowers in it. <3

I would love to! But everytime I touch someone's hair I summon the hell hounds. :/

Someone wants my cookies? 'Cause i'm full. D:

I cant, i turn into a dragon when i eat cookies.

You have to clean my room

I can't clean your room cause I have to study for finals this week.

You need to take my finals for me

I can't take your finals for you because I don't have any pencils

You have to give me all of your books

I can't because everytime they touch someone else my house burns down.

Will you help me dealing with people? D:

You have to vacuumthe floor.

I can't I have to let the dust bunnies form.