What's your excuse?

I can't because I'm hiking mt everest

You have to go walk the dog

My dog has to go see Scooby Doo his role model. You have to clean out the fridge.

I can't because I have to go to Alaska Clean my room

My room is filled with dangerous fumes. Take out the trash

I can't I have to go to a concert. Clean my house

I can't because I don't know what cleaning is.

Broom the porch.

I can't because I don't have a broom. Go rob a bank.

I can't because I don't know what a bank is. Go rob a gas station

I can't because I blew it up.

You gotta spend time with your in-laws

I can't because I don't have any.

Go read a dictionary cover to cover.