I was recently contacted by somebody asking if I knew any good teleportation spells. I say this so that everybody may know; I'm afraid these spells do not exist my friends. As I said to the person who contacted me,"There already exists an institution to ease the burdens of travel. Its called science." He seemed adamant that they did exist however, and choose to persist in his efforts. I do not see it as my place to criticize anybodies beliefs, but do yourselves a favor people. If you want to get somewhere a thousand times faster than your feet will take you, buy a Prius xD
May the blessings of The Night Mother be upon you all.