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Circle Etiquette
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This is just a touch of humor for those who know how to take a joke....DO NOT read any further if easy offended or lack aforementioned sense of humor...

Circle Etiquette (Various Sources)

- Never summon Anything you can't banish.

- Never put asafoetida on the rocks in the sweat lodge.

- Do not attempt to walk more than 10 paces while wearing all of your ritual jewelry, dream bags and crystals at the same time.

- When proposing to initiate someone, do not mention the Great Rite, leer, and say, *Hey, your trad or mine?*

- Never laugh at someone who is skyclad. They can see you too.

- Never EVER set the witch on fire.

- Looking at nifty pictures is not a valid path to mastering the ancient grimoires.Please read through carefully from the beginning to the end so that your madness and gibberings will at least make some sense.

- A good grasp of ritual and ritual techniques are essential! In the event of a random implaling, or other accidential death among participants, (see next rule) a quick thinker can improvise to ensure successful completion of the Rite. Make them another sacrifice, Demons really love those.

- Watch where you wave sharp pointy items.

- Avoid walking through disembodied spirits.

- Carry an all purpose translator's dictionary in case the ritual leader begins talking in some strange and unknown language.

- Avoid joining your life force to anything with glowing red eyes.

- If asked to sign a contract or pact and you are experiencing doubts or reservations, sign your neighbors name. Malevolent entities rarely ask for photo ID.

- Blood IS thicker than water. Soak ritual garments an extra 30-40 minutes.

- While drunken weaving may be mistaken for ecstatic dancing, slurring the names of Deities is generally considered bad form.

- If the ritual leader asks for a volunteer, resist the urge to raise your hand! While it is true that volunteering will most likely gain you stature and prestige amongst the group, thereby allowing you to advance quickly through the ranks. it is equally likely to get you strapped to a table and eaten alive by a drooling demonic horde.

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