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Pagan in Hell
By: / Knowledgeable
Post # 1
Ok...so here's the deal...i found this story somewhere and it's AWESOME!
Read this and reconsider your fears and worries of the afterlife...keep in mind, death is only the beginning...Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift...that is why it is called a present...ok...i'm done loading $h1t Read on you will like it i'm sure of it!

A Pagan dies and to his surprise he finds himself standing in front of some pearly white gates.
The Pagan asks: "where am I?"
Peter says: "You are at the gates of Heaven."
The Pagan replies: "But I don't believe in Heaven."
Peter frowns at him: "you're one of those Pagans, aren't you?"
"Yes, I believe I 'm in the wrong place. I'm supposed to go to Summerland."
Peter says: "Sorry. We took over the Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling."
"What should I do now?"
Peter says: "well, since we don't allow Pagans in Heaven, you will have to go to Hell. Sorry. Just follow that path downward and to the left."
The Pagan walks downward to Hell, where the gates are standing wide open. He walks in and sees beautiful meadows, happy animals , and clear streams of water.
He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes, a courtly gentleman walks up to him, and bows politely.
"hello, I'm Satan. You must be that guy St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?"
"Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?"
Satan says: "Well, the fishing's good if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road too."
And i believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill."
Suddenly, a hole opens up above in the sky, and a yawning chasm opens up directly underneath it.
The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud.
The Pagan hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan: " and what was THAT?"
Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way."
______________________________________...
THE END

I bet you liked the story...Cus i loved it and was pleasantly
surprised by it. Please tell me what you think!
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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Post # 2
lol, this reminds me of another story I read. Long story short, it was all an illusion. The beautiful babes were pigs in wigs (literally), the buffet was sewage gunk, the drinks were urin and chemicals, everything was disgusting, but the people who were there insisted on being happy so they saw it as good things. They saw the animals as beautiful, the sewage gunk as delicacies, the urin and chemicals as wines and sodas, and everything that was glamorized was filthy. THAT was a funny story. :)
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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Post # 3
Funny brim I've seen that one before. Not trying to turn this into a christian bashing but I know a lot of christians people who would actully believe hat
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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Post # 4
Ahaha, i have a friend who's friend sent this to her too. XD maybe your her friend
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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Post # 5
Except with the hole in the sky. the ending was like this

The Pagan walks down the road and has met a very gorgeous bold gentle. The man says
"Hello, I'm Satan, you must be on of those Pagans that the angel sent you here."
"Yes I am, well, is this Hell?"
"No no, this is summerland, where summer never ends"
And the pagan saw beautiful meadows, happy animals and the Goddess and God. And then a soul comes flying out of nowhere flying like superman.
"Well what was that" the Pagan asked
"Oh that was christian. You won't see them anymore here in the summerland"
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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Post # 6
I keep reading the story many times and I just showed it to my brother he add some to the story: Satan looks up and said poor Christians if only they were nicer to me..... OH WELL LETS GO TO THE BARBER SHOP.
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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Post # 7
LOL lunar
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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Post # 8
this is the funniest thing i have found in a long time.
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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Post # 9
That was great! And how true-Christian's do want it there way-no matter what.

Blessed Be,
Dessi
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Re: Pagan in Hell
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This thread has been moved to Misc Topics from General Info.
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