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He Who Dies With The Most
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This is based on a list written by an unknown source, breaking down all religions, governments, and other philosophies to descriptions based on toys.

**This is NOT meant to offend anyone, this is just a fun list! If any religions or ideals are not listed and you have an idea, just message me or write it on the wall

Religion:
Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were ours first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...
Hedonism - Hang the rule book! Let's play!
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, looses.
Baptist - Once played always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
Unitarian Universalist - I respect your toy even if you disrespect mine.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses
Pantheism - All toys are interrelated or There are no toys--everything is sacred
Wiccan - Let us breath in harmony with our Toys.

Government/Other:
Anarchist - We can play with anyone's toys we want, whenever we want for as long as we want.
Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Calvinism - He who dies with the most toys was eternally predestined to win.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling ours.
Democrat - My brother is bigger than your brother and he says you have to let me play with you.
Libertarian - No one is going to tell me what I can and can't do with my toys.
New Age - Go stand in front of your mirror and contemplate your inner toy.
Republican - Let the kids keep their toys
Satanist - I'm going to smash all your toys.
Socialist - My mom says you have to share that toy with me.
Theosophy - All toys came from the original One Toy


NOTE: I did not do any of this I got it off of Facebook http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=b4f37ea7d62093d6b48ef5644e4f7364&gid=2464426942
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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Okay I ust admit ... It was entertaining . Libertarian - No one is going to tell me what I can and can't do with my toys

( thats me to a T ) LOL
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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I was hopeing no one was going to get insulted by "Wiccan - Let us breath in harmony with our Toys." LOL
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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well hopefully they don't , this is all in jest . I am still smiling .. I am going to print this and show it to y co- workers , they will have a blast with it ..
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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I bet they will
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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Post # 6
LMAO I loved this

Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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I knew you people would.
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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Hahahahah I LOVE it! Lol. Voodoo-Let me borrow that doll for a second. XD
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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I know it is so funny
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Re: He Who Dies With The Most
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have you seen this Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. That is soooooooooooo true.
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