Create Hair Growth

I'm still waiting for results so this might not work. I'm not sure.

When you scrub the shampoo into your hair, start reciting:

"My hair's to short I want it long
It's what I've wanted all along.

With dark, dark brown and streaks of gold,
That's what I want my hair to hold.

Don't hold back, don't be shy
My hair's as natural as the sky.

It will be three feet maybe four,
Or maybe it will touch the floor.

It will not fade,
It will stay this shade.

My hair is top grade."
 

Say this through rinsing shampoo, adding and rinsing of conditioner.
Once done cleaning, let air or towel dry. (No hairdryer or other hair products) Await results