ladyloki, your question should be in a new thread, not one about vampire spells.
Now Deban, Vampires are not real. That is why your spell did not work. Magick will not change you into a fantasy creature. Learning about what magick can do, instead of putting down the entire site, will help you greatly. But this is not fiction. As Kat said, people can put spells on here that are fake, which a lot on here are. No one is playing with belief. Not getting the knowledge first of how to use magick seems to be your problem.