If bartenders keep asking you, Whats mead? you might be a Viking.
If you rate your new cars in oarpower instead of horsepower, you might be
a Viking.
If a strange, very big read headed man shows up for dinner and eats you
out of house and home, you might be a Viking.
If you consider beer and herring a gourmet meal, you might be a Viking.
If you think that a Lutheran is nothing more than a quick source
of money,you might be a Viking.
If your new girlfriend is dismayed to find that youve given a
personal name to each one of your kitchen knives,
you might be a Viking.
If you think that attacking and looting small towns is a good way to meet
people, you might be a Viking.
If, after reciting your family lineage and history, you find that
your friends all left two hours ago, you might be a Viking.
If you think that Helga, Gertruda and Snotra are really very pretty names
for girls, you might be a Viking.
If the best thing you can say about France is that you left most of it
standing, you might be a Viking.
If youve changed your name from Joe Schmit to Hralfnkel
Niflgrimsson, you are probably a Viking.
If modern day pirates off the Florida coast sounds to you like a
good career opportunity, you might be a Viking.
If you think that Old Norse is an easy-to-learn, attractive and
user-friendly language, you might be a Viking.
If your idea of heavy spices are salt and pepper, you might be a Viking.
If you think that a trip to Iowa is an exotic adventure, you might be a
very brave Viking.
If you finish your European vacation with more money than when you
started, you might very well be a Viking.
If a strange, one-handed man shows up at your house, drinks all your beer,
pronounces sentence on your fundamentalist neighbor, points out all the
legal inaccuracies of the latest NYPD blues and leaves a wolf chained to your new
Ford Mustang, you might be a Viking
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There are some pop songs redone with humor only Loki can bring. Some of the songs are devotional poems, in fact "Loki the Fool", one of my favorites is sang like an old ballad. Wanted to share thought this was a good spot...
