You might be a fluffy

EnolaGaia, having to think about what terms mean doesn't mean you're a fluffy, it means you don't remember that one is clockwise, and the other is counter-clockwise.

Also, there are forms of spinning that induce trance for divination, though not quite in the form of spinning a plastic top.

a man comes into a reception room for his doctors appointment ,he looks blankly around the room then is greeted by one of the receptionists, she looks at him blankly and then evaluating him says sir, please take a seat. The man looking around the room chooses the chair closest to the door and picks it up and walks out. she yells out i didnt say steal it

your fluffy if you think you are a real mermaid :D

your a fluffy that you think you are a real werewolf