I know there's no such thing. Online, it's difficult to make your intentions clear and known and most people would assume that is what I'm talking about, so I just feel the need to put it in there so nobody asks. :) It's also very difficult to convey tone, so please don't take that as a snarky attitude, it isn't.
I've checked the spellbook and am still wading through some possibilities. Which is probably a pretty clear sign that I should focus and regroup before trying anything. Thank you for the suggestion.