For all those who ask for spells to become a vampire, mermaid, faerie, etc...
THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!
You are 100% human and always will be.
Please stop asking, I am sure most of us have better things to do. There are no spells that can change you physically, and the only spells that could make people thing otherwise are illusion/glamour spells.
If you want to put yourself under the feeling that you are a vampire/faerie/mermaid/whatever, try lucid dreaming. Lucid dreaming is dreaming while you know you are dreaming, and you can also control your dream.
So basically, the point in this thread is to get the message out there- and hopefully shorten the requests.
Ps- Yes, I am expecting those of you who believe to argue. -.-