I feel that something sarcastic should be said...
But I can't seem to find the words...
Perhaps it may help to know what exactly it is
that you would like to learn.
I understand the wanting to learn magic idea,
but what do hope to accomplish with it?
What would you be using it for,
Having a teacher who has a common goal
can make it easier to learn
and knowing what your goals are
can help you to find such a teacher.