What You Will Need-
One large clean pot (the cooking dish, not the drug)
One large clean frying pan
One utensil to stir the shredded hamburger meat
One utensil to stir the noodles
Half a pound of shredded hamburger meat
One box of noodles
One jar of sauce
One stove with timer
Herbs For Added Affect-
And (if you want it spicy) Red Chili Powder.
First; place the half pound of shredded hamburger meat into the large clean frying pan and add a pinch of each herb. Cook on Medium heat until all the red spots (bloody spots) are gone, carefully move the meat around to keep it from burning. Remove from stove and add the jar of spaghetti sauce.
Second; fill the the large clean pot with water and place on stove to boil, turn the heat up to High. Once water is boiling add the box of noodles (removed from box) and set the timer for 10 minutes. Add a pinch of each herb to the noodles after they have gone limp. Stir occasionally.
Third; Once the noodles are done drain the pot with the strainer and once the water is gone put the noodles back into the pot. Now pour the meat and sauce over the noodles and mix it all up using both utensils.
Now all that's left is to place the Spaghetti on a plate and eat it with a fork. This ritual can be used to rid a person of hunger and bad flavor from another consumed object. Is best when served with soda or wine.