Re: miscellanyandshennannigan By: kts Moderator / Adept
Post # 511 Feb 22, 2010
Robes you need to go back and get the brooms and then I want pictures of you with the hats and brooms. Make sure they are interesting. You will be graded on this project. LOL
oh no its out bwa ha ha *walks away contemplateing about joinin da navy* I dont think on person here can tell me nothing goes on between guys in the navy i mean really...
1) Whole bunch of guys
2) Theyre all stuck on a boat for a long period of time
i think that makes my point LMAO
Here you are one funny spell which i wrote as joke for my coven .Phoenix68
persist that i must post it around for all people to read it .
I hope that will make you laugh and make your day brighter .
Do not forget laugh is a power and strength and it is funny .
Council title spellbringer by Artemisia Wormwood
Ingredients :
Five wise sentences from Nix .
Two bites from Kandiwolf .
Two frowns from Stonius .
One hysterical evil laugh from Artemisia .
Two sneezes from Levi .
One bad smelling potion from Allegra .
One grounding beam from gurby .
One song from Lady H
One hug from leffe .
Instruction mix and match randomly till you have still power to hold the pestle .
Funny smell (oops i did it again ) spell
Virtual power i shall no seek
cuz i am person deeply meek .
And i shall put for a week
my ego in a deep sleep .
By the power of all these
shall my spirit be in a bliss .
How i see so mote it be .
Couple tips how to take grip to all ingredients .
Tell Nix that you hunt down and collect wise sentences with a wings and the spirits brought you to his crib .Attention he can carry on like forever so bring a notepad and a pan and a sleeping bag with food and drink ,try to not get sleepy and not to snore too much once you fell asleep .
Tell Kandi that her teeth are too white and little bit red color
is needed on them according to last twilight fashion .Get ready for a pain in a neck .
Tell Stonius his ex wives are coming to see him soon and his
favorite tree grows in another state and try to imitate a coyote
laugh .Attention be aware guns !Wear a bullet protection and
a helmet .Crawl like in a army or run as a world champion .Have
a cat toy to throw in his direction .
Tell Art that the last walking advert you have seen has been buried alive .Attention wear ear plugs too noisy .
Take a pepper and wait in a ambush .Attention too explosive
no protection still invented but the powerseeker shall endure
any kind of obstacles and problems in order to have his aim realized .
Break in her kitchen using magical broom Nimbus last model .
attention speed is required or you are so dead .
When you see Gurby Scream -I can fly too high and get ready
to hit nose in the ground .
Tell Lady that last producer of Holliwood you have seen
finished in a near ambush and make a sign hush .Attention too charming get a chill pill for any case .
Carry two bottles vodka and shout running toward him boobie sqeezers!!!!!!!!with widely open arms .Unfortunately you must forget for those two bottles .Attention do not get too drink he has high level of resistence but the hero must endure
all obstacles being brave on the path even if that mean vomiting
whole day after that .
Attention do not try that in your home !Any similarities with real people are occasional .
